1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:01,539 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:01,541 --> 00:00:06,880 ♪ I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need... ♪ 3 00:00:06,884 --> 00:00:10,363 TANNOY: Stacey Shipman, telephone call. 4 00:00:10,366 --> 00:00:13,006 Telephone call for Stacey Shipman. 5 00:00:14,409 --> 00:00:16,168 Hello? Gav? Hiya! 6 00:00:16,170 --> 00:00:18,849 Oh, my God, what did they say? Were they nice? D'you think you got it? 7 00:00:18,851 --> 00:00:21,370 Which of those do you want me to answer first? 8 00:00:21,373 --> 00:00:24,212 The last one. D'you think you got it? Yeah, I do. 9 00:00:24,215 --> 00:00:28,014 Why? Well, 'cos at the end of the interview, they offered me the job! 10 00:00:28,017 --> 00:00:29,696 Ahhhhhhhh! 11 00:00:29,698 --> 00:00:31,577 They want me to start January 5th. 12 00:00:31,579 --> 00:00:36,098 Oh, my God! Right. Well, you're gonna have to go and talk to Ness. Get it over with. 13 00:00:36,102 --> 00:00:39,182 I'm going straight there. She's on the island? You can't miss her. 14 00:00:56,084 --> 00:00:58,723 All right, calm it down, all right? 15 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:00,285 Gav! 16 00:01:00,287 --> 00:01:07,006 All right, Dave? Oh, I'm not being funny but don't call me Dave in front of the punters, all right? 17 00:01:07,011 --> 00:01:09,650 It's Rudolph. Sorry. None taken. 18 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:13,172 So what's going on? I thought we were coming to you. 19 00:01:13,175 --> 00:01:16,174 Yeah. You are, it's just... Bear with me, Gav. Oh. Emlyn. 20 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:17,697 In you go. 21 00:01:19,939 --> 00:01:24,018 Sorry, you were saying? I'm in a bit of a rush. I need a word with Nessa. 22 00:01:24,021 --> 00:01:26,660 She's working - it's a busy time of year, you know. 23 00:01:26,663 --> 00:01:28,822 I literally need two minutes with her. 24 00:01:28,824 --> 00:01:31,623 OK but you're gonna have to queue. And it's two quid. 25 00:01:31,626 --> 00:01:35,105 Dave, I just... But you will get a gift. I don't really want a gift. 26 00:01:35,108 --> 00:01:37,027 I don't think anyone does, Gav. 27 00:01:37,029 --> 00:01:41,188 They're not much cop if truth be told and we've had a lot of complaints. I tell you what, 28 00:01:41,192 --> 00:01:44,551 I'll let you in for a pound if you're leaving the gift. 29 00:01:44,554 --> 00:01:46,074 Right. Cheers. 30 00:01:56,161 --> 00:01:59,680 Oh, my Christ. Hiya! Get out! Get out! 31 00:01:59,683 --> 00:02:03,002 What? Turn around, do not come in, Mick. 32 00:02:03,005 --> 00:02:05,244 Look, I just want to get to the kitchen! 33 00:02:05,247 --> 00:02:08,806 Well, do not look anywhere in my direction. 34 00:02:08,809 --> 00:02:10,728 Michael, I mean it! 35 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:14,529 I won't look at what you're wrapping. How do you know I'm wrapping?! 36 00:02:14,532 --> 00:02:17,451 Turn around. You'll ruin it. I don't want to ruin it. 37 00:02:17,454 --> 00:02:20,133 I want the surprise. I'm looking forward to it. 38 00:02:20,136 --> 00:02:22,535 Well, stop trying to ruin it then! 39 00:02:22,537 --> 00:02:24,137 Right, you can look now. 40 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:29,619 I thought we were only having little presents this year anyway? 41 00:02:29,622 --> 00:02:31,301 I know and I've done you a stocking. 42 00:02:31,303 --> 00:02:34,702 But when I saw this I just had to get it 'cos I fell in love with it. 43 00:02:34,705 --> 00:02:36,464 Just like you fell in love with me. 44 00:02:36,466 --> 00:02:41,105 Oh no, I fell in love with it much more than you. 45 00:02:41,109 --> 00:02:43,468 Come here! 46 00:02:43,470 --> 00:02:45,469 Now, have a look at this little lady. 47 00:02:45,471 --> 00:02:49,910 Bootiful, that is. Bootiful. 48 00:02:49,914 --> 00:02:52,553 This is a Norfolk Kerry Bronze, Pam. 49 00:02:52,556 --> 00:02:55,315 Hand-reared, free range. It's better than organic. 50 00:02:55,318 --> 00:02:57,957 Every year, this love affair with the bloody bird. 51 00:02:57,959 --> 00:03:00,878 What I'm saying is, it died happy and it's gonna taste 52 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:03,400 all the better for it. Shame you can't have any. 53 00:03:03,403 --> 00:03:06,522 Well, no, because I've thought this through. What do you mean? 54 00:03:06,524 --> 00:03:08,283 I'm having the turkey. 55 00:03:08,286 --> 00:03:10,445 But they all think you're a vegetarian. 56 00:03:10,447 --> 00:03:17,486 I know but I've decided there's no way I'm doing Christmas without my Michael's turkey. No way, blase. 57 00:03:17,491 --> 00:03:20,610 So, I'm just gonna plate myself up, sit down and tuck in. 58 00:03:20,613 --> 00:03:23,532 And I'm having stuffing, pigs in blankets, the lot. 59 00:03:23,535 --> 00:03:29,094 And when the inevitable questions come, which they will, Michael, I shall simply say, I'm sorry, 60 00:03:29,098 --> 00:03:32,097 it's Christmas, please let me eat my dinner in peace 61 00:03:32,100 --> 00:03:36,260 the way Jesus would have wanted me to, on his birthday. 62 00:03:37,984 --> 00:03:41,024 Oi, Gav, get in the grotto. Oh. 63 00:03:43,507 --> 00:03:46,186 Cheers, Dave... Rudolph. Rudolph. 64 00:03:46,189 --> 00:03:50,028 Bear with me Gav, I'm working. 65 00:03:50,031 --> 00:03:53,990 O. O. O. Merry Christmas. 66 00:03:53,994 --> 00:03:55,993 Did you send me a letter? Yes. 67 00:03:55,995 --> 00:03:59,714 That's right, I remember. What was it you asked me for again? 68 00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:04,636 An Xbox. That's right, I remember. Now you're Sue's boy, is that right? 69 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:07,399 And Tony's your step? Yes. 70 00:04:07,402 --> 00:04:09,561 Nasty business, all that. 71 00:04:09,563 --> 00:04:12,682 Your dad's due for parole? Will he be out for Christmas? No. 72 00:04:12,685 --> 00:04:14,164 No. Probably for the best. 73 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:17,445 Given the amount of people that eventually came forward. 74 00:04:17,448 --> 00:04:22,247 Now, I don't want to disappoint you but I reckon the Xbox is a bit pie in the sky, like. 75 00:04:22,251 --> 00:04:25,090 You'd be better off lowering your expectations. 76 00:04:25,093 --> 00:04:28,852 I'm thinking Sega Mega Drive, maybe a PlayStation 1. 77 00:04:28,855 --> 00:04:31,454 But when you opens it, try and looked surprised. 78 00:04:31,457 --> 00:04:36,576 Cos your mother's been through enough this year without you sulking all over the shop. 79 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:40,620 Now, here's a gift from me and Rudolph. Be on your way. 80 00:04:42,223 --> 00:04:44,382 All right, Gav, what's appertaining? 81 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:47,584 Oh, Rudolph. How's the boy? 82 00:04:47,587 --> 00:04:50,546 Neil? Yeah. He's fine, Father. 83 00:04:50,548 --> 00:04:52,068 Crackin'. 84 00:04:55,071 --> 00:04:56,990 No, thanks. Look, what it is... 85 00:04:56,992 --> 00:05:00,071 Oh, Gav. I'm not being funny, you've gotta sit on the knee. 86 00:05:00,074 --> 00:05:01,873 It's the rules. What? 87 00:05:01,875 --> 00:05:04,635 Don't worry, I've been checked. I'm not on the register. 88 00:05:11,922 --> 00:05:13,521 Look, it's a bit delicate. 89 00:05:13,523 --> 00:05:15,522 Go for it. 90 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:18,843 I've been offered a job. In Cardiff. Tidy. 91 00:05:18,846 --> 00:05:23,285 It's with the same company and it's only for six months... Well, I say same company... 92 00:05:23,289 --> 00:05:26,528 Oh, Gav, spare me the details, where to you going with this? Well, 93 00:05:26,531 --> 00:05:29,610 I hope you won't take this the wrong way but we were wondering 94 00:05:29,612 --> 00:05:32,411 how you'd feel about letting Stace have her room back? 95 00:05:32,414 --> 00:05:36,853 It's just we don't know how it's gonna work out and there's no point us getting a place... 96 00:05:36,857 --> 00:05:39,777 Leave it with me. WHISTLES PATHETICALLY 97 00:05:45,062 --> 00:05:46,702 FAILED WHISTLE 98 00:05:50,825 --> 00:05:54,024 AND ANOTHER Oh, Rudolph! 99 00:05:54,027 --> 00:05:55,706 Father? 100 00:05:55,708 --> 00:05:59,547 Can me and Neil move in the caravan with you? Gav's got a job. 101 00:05:59,551 --> 00:06:02,950 He needs the room at Gwen's. Sure thing, sugar tits. 102 00:06:02,953 --> 00:06:06,512 Done and dusted, kippers and custard. Now, I gotta get on. 103 00:06:06,515 --> 00:06:12,114 Here's your gift. Actually, Ness, he's not eligible for the gift. He only paid a pound. Right. 104 00:06:12,119 --> 00:06:16,518 We'll see you tonight down Essex. You coming with us on the bus? 105 00:06:16,521 --> 00:06:19,800 Nah, I've got the car. I gotta get back cos there's wrapping to do... 106 00:06:19,803 --> 00:06:23,042 Oh, Gav. It's not all about you and I got other kids to see. 107 00:06:23,045 --> 00:06:26,404 Now be on your way. Yeah. 108 00:06:26,407 --> 00:06:27,927 Sorry. 109 00:06:34,092 --> 00:06:35,732 ♪ It's Christmas time 110 00:06:38,255 --> 00:06:40,535 ♪ There's no need to be afraid 111 00:06:42,457 --> 00:06:45,216 ♪ At Christmas time 112 00:06:45,219 --> 00:06:49,579 ♪ We let in light And we banish shade 113 00:06:51,103 --> 00:06:55,342 ♪ But in our world of plenty... ♪ 114 00:06:55,345 --> 00:06:56,864 Oh, come on, dickhead! 115 00:06:56,866 --> 00:06:58,985 ♪ ..smile of joy 116 00:06:58,987 --> 00:07:02,946 ♪ Throw your arms... ♪ Oh, just go, mate! 117 00:07:02,950 --> 00:07:04,909 ♪ ..at Christmas time... ♪ 118 00:07:04,911 --> 00:07:07,830 HONKS HORN 119 00:07:07,833 --> 00:07:14,832 ♪ But say a prayer Pray for the other ones... ♪ 120 00:07:14,837 --> 00:07:16,476 MOBILE RINGS 121 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,757 ♪ At Christmas time 122 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:22,519 ♪ It's hard but when you're having fun... ♪ 123 00:07:22,522 --> 00:07:24,401 Gavelar! 124 00:07:24,403 --> 00:07:29,642 ♪ There's a world outside your window... ♪ 125 00:07:29,646 --> 00:07:32,445 Come on, sing it! 126 00:07:32,448 --> 00:07:33,807 Yes! 127 00:07:33,809 --> 00:07:37,648 ♪ Where the only water... flowing... 128 00:07:37,651 --> 00:07:39,170 ♪ Is the bitter sting... 129 00:07:39,172 --> 00:07:41,131 ♪ ..of tears 130 00:07:41,133 --> 00:07:45,572 ♪ And the Christmas bells that ring there 131 00:07:45,576 --> 00:07:47,855 ♪ Are the clanging chimes of... 132 00:07:47,857 --> 00:07:52,816 ♪ Doom, it's doom Well tonight, thank God it's them... 133 00:07:52,821 --> 00:07:55,580 ♪ Instead of you... ♪ 134 00:07:55,582 --> 00:07:59,381 Oh, my God! That is a great song. A modern Christmas classic. 135 00:07:59,385 --> 00:08:03,104 Geldof at his best. Don't forget Majure. Always gets overlooked. 136 00:08:03,107 --> 00:08:07,426 Do you mean Midge Ure? That's what I said, Majure. It's not one word. It's two. Midge Ure. 137 00:08:07,430 --> 00:08:10,709 Is it? I thought it was Majure. Like majure cheddar. 138 00:08:10,712 --> 00:08:13,791 Look, anyway, why have you left me six messages? 139 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:17,472 SHOUTS: Because it's Christmas! 140 00:08:17,476 --> 00:08:19,555 How's the shopping going? 141 00:08:19,557 --> 00:08:21,756 I ain't started. I overslept. 142 00:08:21,758 --> 00:08:24,557 Who've you got to get for. Everyone I know. Where are you? 143 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:27,559 Erm, I'm just leaving work. 144 00:08:27,562 --> 00:08:30,361 Are you? I'm just around the corner. I'll come and meet you. 145 00:08:30,364 --> 00:08:33,163 No, no, no, it's OK. You've got your shopping to do. 146 00:08:33,165 --> 00:08:35,284 You can help me. I've got time - two hours. 147 00:08:35,287 --> 00:08:39,646 Well, you can't come here anyway. Why? What's going on? Nothing. 148 00:08:39,649 --> 00:08:43,888 Er, I've got your present in the car. What you got me? I'm not saying. 149 00:08:43,892 --> 00:08:46,931 Oh, go on, I'll still act surprised in front of Stacey. No! 150 00:08:46,934 --> 00:08:49,013 Is it clothes? No. Can I eat it? 151 00:08:49,015 --> 00:08:51,054 No. I know what it is. What? 152 00:08:51,056 --> 00:08:54,015 I'm not saying. Go on, say. No, you have to guess. What? 153 00:08:54,018 --> 00:08:56,777 Well, you wouldn't tell me. OK, I can live with that. 154 00:08:56,780 --> 00:08:59,459 Oh, just tell me! No. Look, I gotta go. 155 00:08:59,462 --> 00:09:03,861 I'll see you tonight. All right. What time do you want me there? Er, any time, really. 156 00:09:03,864 --> 00:09:05,584 Coolio Iglesias. 157 00:09:07,106 --> 00:09:08,665 Smithy... Yeah? 158 00:09:08,667 --> 00:09:12,746 You're a really good mate. You know that, don't you. You're so gay! 159 00:09:12,750 --> 00:09:14,389 See ya. 160 00:09:14,391 --> 00:09:19,430 Laters. 161 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:23,673 ♪ Let them know it's Christmas time 162 00:09:23,676 --> 00:09:27,275 ♪ Feed the world 163 00:09:27,279 --> 00:09:31,358 ♪ Let them know it's Christmas time 164 00:09:31,361 --> 00:09:33,280 ♪ Feed the... ♪ 165 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:37,321 Hiya, luv, come in! I won't stop, I've got a million things to do. 166 00:09:37,325 --> 00:09:38,964 I just wanted to give you this. 167 00:09:38,966 --> 00:09:42,005 Oh, thanks, Gwen. Did you like the talc? 168 00:09:42,008 --> 00:09:45,687 Well, I've not opened it yet. I was keeping it for Christmas Day. 169 00:09:45,690 --> 00:09:48,889 Well, it's talc, it is. 170 00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:51,691 Right, I'll be off then. 171 00:09:51,694 --> 00:09:53,613 Bye, luv. See you tomorrow. 172 00:09:53,615 --> 00:09:56,254 See you, Gwen. Bye, Scott. 173 00:09:56,256 --> 00:09:59,015 How's it all going? He's good as gold he is, Gwen. 174 00:09:59,018 --> 00:10:02,537 I'm meeting his mother tomorrow, spending the day with them. 175 00:10:02,540 --> 00:10:06,099 Oh, I know Alison, we were in Guides together. Were you? 176 00:10:06,103 --> 00:10:07,982 Happy Christmas Eve, one and all! 177 00:10:07,984 --> 00:10:09,943 Happy Christmas! 178 00:10:09,945 --> 00:10:12,224 That's a big one, Bryn. I know! 179 00:10:12,226 --> 00:10:17,945 Phew! We're only there for two days but I've got all the presents, haven't I? 180 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:21,669 Well, there'll be plenty of room on the bus. Now. Nessa and Dave. 181 00:10:21,672 --> 00:10:26,071 What's their ETA? Estimated time of arrival? Half two. 182 00:10:26,075 --> 00:10:30,074 Well, in that case, there's plenty of time for a glass of this. 183 00:10:30,077 --> 00:10:34,396 Doris, will you join us in a mint Baileys for Christmas? 184 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,239 I won't, Bryn. 185 00:10:36,241 --> 00:10:38,040 I've been drinking all day. 186 00:10:38,042 --> 00:10:40,121 I'm drunk now if the truth be told. 187 00:10:40,123 --> 00:10:43,882 The thing with Scott is, he's a bit of a pot-head, he is. 188 00:10:43,886 --> 00:10:48,525 He loves his skunk and he's been trying to get me to have a go. 189 00:10:48,529 --> 00:10:51,608 Well, the thing is, I did all that back in the '60s. 190 00:10:51,611 --> 00:10:53,530 Bongs and... Happy memories, eh? 191 00:10:53,532 --> 00:10:59,651 I know, and I said to him, you knock yourself out, luv, but I'm sticking to the wine. 192 00:10:59,655 --> 00:11:05,454 Well, that was 10 o'clock this morning and to tell you the truth, Gwen, I'm absolutely twatted. 193 00:11:05,459 --> 00:11:08,859 Well, that's what Christmas is all about, isn't it? 194 00:11:12,944 --> 00:11:14,623 Stacey! 195 00:11:14,625 --> 00:11:16,745 Stacey! 196 00:11:27,473 --> 00:11:29,752 Ow! Oh... 197 00:11:29,754 --> 00:11:33,593 Are you all right? No, that really hurt... What you doing here? 198 00:11:33,596 --> 00:11:38,275 Right, I've got an hour to do all my presents and I need your discount. What is it? 60, 70%? 20. 199 00:11:38,279 --> 00:11:41,678 That'll have to do. It's a sackable offence to share our discount. 200 00:11:41,681 --> 00:11:44,400 What's the point of working here then?! What do you need? 201 00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:46,962 Talc for Nana Joyce, talc for Jackie Collins. 202 00:11:46,965 --> 00:11:50,484 Jackie Collins? My other nan. She's called Jackie Collins. 203 00:11:50,487 --> 00:11:52,966 Talc. Really? Talc? Well, y'know, bath shit. 204 00:11:52,968 --> 00:11:55,167 We've got some lovely bath shit quite cheap. 205 00:11:55,170 --> 00:11:58,409 Dream. Jumper for Mum or a blouse or a skirt or a pair of shoes or a hat. 206 00:11:58,412 --> 00:12:02,531 Already got a CD for Rudi, I just need some underwear for Lucy. OK. Cool. 207 00:12:02,534 --> 00:12:04,773 So are you two definitely back together then? 208 00:12:04,776 --> 00:12:09,295 I'm hoping the present will swing it. I've got a Tiffany bracelet and My Little Pony. 209 00:12:09,298 --> 00:12:12,937 My Little...? She collects them. Them and Sylvanian Families. 210 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:17,500 OK. Well, are you thinking thong or full pants or what? I dunno really. 211 00:12:17,503 --> 00:12:20,022 Not full pants. Well, the thong is like this, 212 00:12:20,025 --> 00:12:24,584 goes right up. Or you've got something like this, which shows a bit of bum cheek. 213 00:12:24,588 --> 00:12:27,427 Or see these ones I'm wearing, these are from here. 214 00:12:27,429 --> 00:12:30,789 You'd never know. They're lush! See the bit of detailing? 215 00:12:32,913 --> 00:12:35,992 Yeah, I mean that's... Something like that's fine. 216 00:12:35,995 --> 00:12:39,394 Now what about a bra? Do you want something comfy or sluttish? 217 00:12:39,397 --> 00:12:43,076 I honestly don't know. Well, do you want to uplift them like this... 218 00:12:43,079 --> 00:12:44,959 or push 'em in like this? 219 00:12:48,322 --> 00:12:50,201 That, the... 220 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:54,682 That one. The second one. I got you! Come with me. 221 00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:56,925 I'm worried about this bird, y'know. 222 00:12:56,928 --> 00:12:58,807 Why, darling? I dunno. The water, 223 00:12:58,809 --> 00:13:01,688 the bucket, the soaking, all this other nonsense. 224 00:13:01,691 --> 00:13:03,690 But if it's what Nigella says. 225 00:13:03,692 --> 00:13:07,171 Yeah, and Pete says it's fabulous, but I'm just not confident. 226 00:13:07,174 --> 00:13:08,933 Not with so many eating with us. 227 00:13:08,935 --> 00:13:14,174 I should've stuck with Jamie Oliver. I know where I am with him. Oh, look at that, "From John". 228 00:13:14,178 --> 00:13:16,337 What a waste of a tree. 229 00:13:16,340 --> 00:13:18,219 John who? John Rotary? 230 00:13:18,221 --> 00:13:20,700 I don't know, Mick. It could be mechanic John, 231 00:13:20,702 --> 00:13:22,181 John with the glasses... 232 00:13:22,183 --> 00:13:24,022 it won't be John from Ann and John. 233 00:13:24,024 --> 00:13:27,023 What about John Snape? It could be John Snape. 234 00:13:27,026 --> 00:13:29,065 Could be. Yeah, it'll be John Snape. 235 00:13:29,067 --> 00:13:33,386 Yeah, peppercorns, peppercorns, Pam. How many's a handful? Ten? 236 00:13:33,390 --> 00:13:35,749 No, more than that. 237 00:13:35,751 --> 00:13:38,190 That's John Snape! 238 00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:41,712 What is the point of sending cards that arrive on Christmas Eve? 239 00:13:41,715 --> 00:13:43,794 They'll get taken down in a few days. 240 00:13:43,796 --> 00:13:46,875 That's why I send all mine on the first of November. 241 00:13:46,878 --> 00:13:49,037 Gives people seven weeks to enjoy them. 242 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:52,759 Oh, here they are! Oh, lovely! 243 00:13:52,762 --> 00:13:55,802 THEY GOBBLE LIKE TURKEYS 244 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:03,765 Pam, that's a chicken, you silly mare! Oh, yeah! 245 00:14:03,769 --> 00:14:07,848 So come on, where is she? She's in the garage, come on, let's go and get her. 246 00:14:07,851 --> 00:14:09,810 What do I owe you, Mick? 56. 247 00:14:09,812 --> 00:14:12,291 and 248 00:14:12,294 --> 00:14:14,493 It is a nice one though, Dawn. 249 00:14:14,495 --> 00:14:16,574 It's a Norfolk Kerry Bronze. 250 00:14:16,577 --> 00:14:19,936 I know, but there's only the four of us. What about Pete's mum? 251 00:14:19,939 --> 00:14:21,578 She barely eats, poor love. 252 00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:25,059 She might have a bit of mashed up banana but that's about it. 253 00:14:25,062 --> 00:14:27,821 Ah, where is she now? We put her to bed. 254 00:14:27,824 --> 00:14:31,223 Couple of Nitol, she'll be out of it till the morning. Oh, right. 255 00:14:31,226 --> 00:14:34,265 Pete's got one of them alarm things, you know, so she wakes up, 256 00:14:34,267 --> 00:14:37,026 she just pulls a cord, he'll be round there like a shot. 257 00:14:37,029 --> 00:14:38,668 Did you get a card from John? 258 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:43,829 John? Oh, it was your John, step-brother John! 259 00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:46,312 Does he just write, "From John"? That's him! 260 00:14:46,315 --> 00:14:49,474 Do you know, he's been to Nepal three times! 261 00:14:49,477 --> 00:14:53,596 Dawn, she is a beauty! 262 00:14:53,599 --> 00:14:56,998 It was Dawn's John! Step-brother, John. Step-brother John. 263 00:14:57,001 --> 00:14:59,960 Were you confused 'cos he just writes, "From John,"? 264 00:14:59,963 --> 00:15:03,522 Yeah! You know, he's been to Nepal three times. 265 00:15:03,525 --> 00:15:07,084 MISTLETOE AND WINE PLAYS ON TV 266 00:15:07,088 --> 00:15:09,487 Gosh. That is nice. 267 00:15:09,489 --> 00:15:13,248 You think you've tried it all, you think there can't possibly 268 00:15:13,251 --> 00:15:16,610 be anywhere else to go with it, and then they come up with this. 269 00:15:16,614 --> 00:15:18,213 Mint Baileys! 270 00:15:18,215 --> 00:15:20,134 I mean, what will they think of next? 271 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:23,735 I know. It's like the white Toblerone Can you get white Toblerones? 272 00:15:23,738 --> 00:15:27,537 Yes. I've got some for tomorrow. Well, I for one can't wait! 273 00:15:27,540 --> 00:15:31,499 Not just for the Toblerone, but for the whole thing. 274 00:15:31,503 --> 00:15:36,062 Do you know this will be my first Christmas outside of South Wales? 275 00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:37,585 Me too. 276 00:15:38,787 --> 00:15:40,386 HORN TOOTS 277 00:15:40,388 --> 00:15:42,668 That's them. Here they are. 278 00:15:47,753 --> 00:15:49,752 Merry Christmas to you all. 279 00:15:49,754 --> 00:15:52,953 David. Hiya, Dave. 280 00:15:52,956 --> 00:15:56,155 How did you get on today? I reckon we cleared about 70 quid. 281 00:15:56,158 --> 00:15:58,157 Not bad. 282 00:15:58,159 --> 00:16:00,398 Any more complaints about the gifts? 283 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:04,159 One or two but that's par for the course. Where is he? 284 00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:09,002 Oh, look! Hello, my lovely. You gonna come to your Aunty Gwen? 285 00:16:09,006 --> 00:16:12,325 Cheers, Gwen. I'm going down the back for a smoke. 286 00:16:12,328 --> 00:16:14,447 All right, love. Right. 287 00:16:14,449 --> 00:16:16,249 Christmas in Essex here we come! 288 00:16:25,616 --> 00:16:28,775 Hiya! They've started early. 289 00:16:28,778 --> 00:16:30,377 They work in Dixons, they do. 290 00:16:30,379 --> 00:16:34,098 Did you get Nessa's present? Yes. I got her some goalkeeping gloves. 291 00:16:34,101 --> 00:16:35,940 Goalkeeping gloves? 292 00:16:35,942 --> 00:16:39,501 Yeah. Sondicos they are, Gav. Would she want a pair of them? 293 00:16:39,505 --> 00:16:41,504 She's thinking about getting back to it. 294 00:16:41,506 --> 00:16:45,865 She used to coach at Coventry City. Still good friends with Steve Ogrizovic. OK. 295 00:16:45,868 --> 00:16:47,467 Come on, then. Let's get a move on. 296 00:16:47,469 --> 00:16:50,708 Don't I get a kiss? No, you haven't got any mistletoe. 297 00:16:50,711 --> 00:16:52,991 I have, but it's in my pants. Gav! 298 00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:58,633 Well done on the job, babes. Thanks. Have you told your dad yet? 299 00:16:58,636 --> 00:17:02,715 No. Do you think your mum will be OK? No. What about Smithy? 300 00:17:02,719 --> 00:17:04,799 He'll never speak to me again. 301 00:17:16,727 --> 00:17:19,566 Now you've got to be careful on this next level. 302 00:17:19,569 --> 00:17:24,728 You think they're gonna come at you from the back of the truck and suddenly they come round the wall. 303 00:17:24,732 --> 00:17:28,291 I got you. Oh, Gwen. How's the baby? 304 00:17:28,295 --> 00:17:30,614 Oh, he's fine, love. 305 00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,895 He's enjoying the massage, he is. 306 00:17:32,897 --> 00:17:37,136 Dave, you just let us know when you want to get going. Cheers, Gwen. 307 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:40,140 I just needed a break from the driving, you know. 308 00:17:44,184 --> 00:17:45,863 I'm not sure about this, Pete. 309 00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,544 Have I put it in too early? 310 00:17:47,546 --> 00:17:50,905 What harm's it gonna do? It's only a bucket of water, Mick. 311 00:17:50,908 --> 00:17:53,427 There's cinnamon and all sorts in there. 312 00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:55,989 I won't be putting mine in till I go to bed. 313 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:59,311 What? Oh, don't say that. Right, I'm gonna take it out. 314 00:17:59,314 --> 00:18:02,673 I would! Yeah, take it out. Put it back in later. 315 00:18:02,676 --> 00:18:04,835 BEEPER GOES 316 00:18:04,837 --> 00:18:08,076 Right, Dawn, we have got to go. This has gone off four times now. 317 00:18:08,079 --> 00:18:10,718 She'll be OK. What's the worst that could happen? 318 00:18:10,721 --> 00:18:13,520 She's locked in. I just think I should check, that's all. 319 00:18:13,522 --> 00:18:17,721 Well, you go then, and come back later when the Barry lot've arrived. 320 00:18:17,725 --> 00:18:20,244 All right. Well, I'll just finish this. 321 00:18:20,246 --> 00:18:21,405 BEEPER 322 00:18:21,407 --> 00:18:24,686 No, I've really got to go. All right, my love. 323 00:18:24,689 --> 00:18:27,008 Mick? I'm just gonna check on my mum. 324 00:18:27,011 --> 00:18:29,691 I'll be back in a bit. She does my head in. 325 00:18:32,094 --> 00:18:34,533 Hello, you two. Hiya. Happy Christmas. You off? 326 00:18:34,535 --> 00:18:36,254 I just gotta check on my mum. 327 00:18:36,256 --> 00:18:39,695 See you. Hi, Gav, hi, Stace. Hiya! 328 00:18:39,698 --> 00:18:42,698 Hiya! You fancy some bubbly? Yes, please. 329 00:18:45,022 --> 00:18:48,461 How'd you get on? I got it! Oh, come here. 330 00:18:48,464 --> 00:18:51,543 Well done, mate. How do you feel? 331 00:18:51,546 --> 00:18:53,225 Well, good, I think. 332 00:18:53,227 --> 00:18:55,346 But what about Mum? And Smithy? 333 00:18:55,348 --> 00:18:57,787 Listen, it's all gonna be all right. 334 00:18:57,790 --> 00:19:00,109 Should I wait till after Christmas to say? 335 00:19:00,111 --> 00:19:04,310 What's the point? Tell 'em tonight. They've got all of Christmas then to get used to it. 336 00:19:04,314 --> 00:19:06,433 What are you two whispering about? 337 00:19:06,435 --> 00:19:10,154 Turkey! Oh, it's like he's got another woman, Gav. 338 00:19:10,157 --> 00:19:12,637 I'm gonna open some more wine. 339 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,599 DOORBELL CHIMES 340 00:19:17,602 --> 00:19:22,281 Smithy! Pamela! Noel! Noel! 341 00:19:22,285 --> 00:19:25,204 God rest ye merry gentlemen. 342 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:28,845 Gavalarenus! Stacerini! 343 00:19:28,849 --> 00:19:32,968 Get in here now! Dawn Cheadle, star of Ocean's 11 and 12! 344 00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:35,810 Somewhat overlooked in 13. When the hell are we getting it on? 345 00:19:35,813 --> 00:19:39,052 Hello, darling. Ooh, someone's been on the booze. 346 00:19:39,055 --> 00:19:42,494 Where's Pete? Where's P Diddly? He's gone to check on his mum. 347 00:19:42,497 --> 00:19:45,096 Not locking her in this Christmas? Smithy! 348 00:19:45,099 --> 00:19:47,498 You're chipper. It's Christmas, Gav. 349 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:50,859 My son's on his way down. Spending my first Christmas with my boy. 350 00:19:50,862 --> 00:19:54,141 Unfortunately his mother and boyfriend are coming too. Plus, 351 00:19:54,144 --> 00:19:59,623 Mick's doing some Nigella shit with that turkey that I cannot WAIT to get inside me! 352 00:19:59,628 --> 00:20:02,347 Come on, Eileen! 353 00:20:02,349 --> 00:20:05,588 Chinese Alan's got two tickets for the West Ham game. 3rd Feb. 354 00:20:05,591 --> 00:20:08,550 I said we'd be up for it. Yeah, great, definitely. 355 00:20:08,553 --> 00:20:10,672 Mid-week game, under the lights. 356 00:20:10,674 --> 00:20:12,633 Is it? Let's see nearer the time. 357 00:20:12,636 --> 00:20:14,875 Shall I stick my presents under the tree? 358 00:20:14,877 --> 00:20:18,996 What've you got?! Didn't have no wrapping paper. So I used tin foil. 359 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,719 But it's actually a dream, cos you need no sellotape. 360 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,440 You just scrunch and done. 361 00:20:23,442 --> 00:20:27,561 Right, let's get this party started. Who's for a beveragey? 362 00:20:27,565 --> 00:20:29,164 PHONE RINGS 363 00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:30,806 Ooh. I've got it. 364 00:20:32,768 --> 00:20:34,847 Le Gavlar Residence. 365 00:20:34,849 --> 00:20:36,728 All right. What's occurring? 366 00:20:36,730 --> 00:20:38,249 Oh, hey. You all right? 367 00:20:38,251 --> 00:20:40,410 How you doing? How's Neil? 368 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:44,092 He's all right. He's been a bit sick, he has. 369 00:20:44,095 --> 00:20:46,014 Oh, my God, is he OK? 370 00:20:46,016 --> 00:20:48,135 He's fine. It's completely normal. 371 00:20:48,137 --> 00:20:51,616 We'll be there in an hour. All right? Yeah, great. 372 00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:54,339 Just want to make sure Pam keeps us some food, like. 373 00:20:54,341 --> 00:20:57,740 Yeah. I'm sure it will be fine. 374 00:20:57,743 --> 00:21:02,622 Right, I'll see you then. Yeah. All right. 375 00:21:02,626 --> 00:21:04,985 Who was that? Them lot. They'll be here in an hour. 376 00:21:04,988 --> 00:21:07,307 Ooh! Better get me quiches in! 377 00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:10,188 Was that Smithy? Yeah. 378 00:21:10,191 --> 00:21:13,110 How is he? All right? Yeah. 379 00:21:13,113 --> 00:21:16,712 Turn it up, Dave. I love Chris Rea. 380 00:21:16,715 --> 00:21:20,754 ♪ And it's been so long 381 00:21:20,758 --> 00:21:26,597 ♪ But I will be there I sing this song 382 00:21:26,601 --> 00:21:30,120 ♪ To pass the time away 383 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,682 ♪ Driving in my car 384 00:21:32,685 --> 00:21:35,565 ♪ Driving home from Christmas 385 00:21:39,009 --> 00:21:40,968 ♪ It's gonna take some time 386 00:21:40,970 --> 00:21:43,090 ♪ But I'll get there 387 00:21:44,692 --> 00:21:48,451 ♪ Top to toe in tailbacks 388 00:21:48,455 --> 00:21:52,175 ♪ Oh, I got red lights all around 389 00:21:54,498 --> 00:21:59,577 ♪ But soon there'll be a freeway Yeah 390 00:21:59,581 --> 00:22:05,060 ♪ He's driving home, driving home 391 00:22:05,065 --> 00:22:07,304 ♪ Driving home for Christmas... ♪ 392 00:22:07,306 --> 00:22:09,225 ..Absolutely covered in the stuff. 393 00:22:09,227 --> 00:22:11,586 Oh, my God. It's them. They're here! They're here. 394 00:22:11,589 --> 00:22:13,829 It's them. Oh, my god. 395 00:22:16,632 --> 00:22:19,391 Hiya! Bryn's got mistletoe! 396 00:22:19,394 --> 00:22:21,633 Who's first? 397 00:22:21,635 --> 00:22:24,074 Merry Christmas. Where is he? Where's my boy? 398 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:28,516 Hang on. Not till you've done the mistletoe. Brynlar! 399 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:33,959 Who's next? Mick! Happy Christmas, Bryn. 400 00:22:33,963 --> 00:22:37,482 Here you go. Happy Christmas. 401 00:22:37,485 --> 00:22:41,525 Continental! Gavin. You're the only one left. 402 00:22:48,652 --> 00:22:51,411 You OK? How was the journey? Yeah, it was all right. 403 00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:55,052 I kept him awake most of the time so he should sleep through tonight. 404 00:22:55,056 --> 00:22:58,415 Yeah? Are you gonna sleep all the way till Christmas morning, eh? 405 00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:01,817 And see what Santa brings you? Yeah? BABY CRIES 406 00:23:01,820 --> 00:23:03,859 What's all this? 407 00:23:03,861 --> 00:23:06,540 Come on. Ssh. 408 00:23:06,543 --> 00:23:10,062 He probably needs changing. What's brought this on, little man? 409 00:23:10,065 --> 00:23:13,225 Give him here a minute. It's all right. I got a special trick. 410 00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:16,786 CRYING STOPS 411 00:23:16,789 --> 00:23:19,948 Where to shall I put him down, Mick? 412 00:23:19,951 --> 00:23:22,591 In the back room. I'll bring your stuff through. 413 00:23:25,274 --> 00:23:28,034 Right, everyone. Come on! Food! 414 00:23:40,203 --> 00:23:47,082 ♪ Rockin' around the Christmas tree Have a Christmas party hop 415 00:23:47,088 --> 00:23:51,407 ♪ Mistletoe hung where you can see... ♪ 416 00:23:51,410 --> 00:23:54,529 I do find that Dave attractive, you know, Pam. 417 00:23:54,532 --> 00:23:57,371 You do know he lives in a caravan like a gyppo? 418 00:23:57,374 --> 00:24:02,253 Ah! Really? See, that's even more of a turn on. Free spirit. 419 00:24:02,257 --> 00:24:05,656 You like the gingers, don't you? 420 00:24:05,659 --> 00:24:07,618 I do. I always have, Pam. 421 00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:10,059 Not too ginger, like Chris Evans. 422 00:24:10,062 --> 00:24:13,942 I like them more Charles Dance or Anthony Worral Thompson. 423 00:24:15,505 --> 00:24:19,824 Gav was in Cardiff today? And he never came to see us? He couldn't. He had to get back. 424 00:24:19,828 --> 00:24:23,067 No-one else knew he was there, only Mick. When will he find out? 425 00:24:23,070 --> 00:24:25,749 He already has. He starts in two weeks. 426 00:24:25,751 --> 00:24:28,950 I'm coming back home, Mam! Oh, Stace, that's fantastic! 427 00:24:28,953 --> 00:24:32,232 Don't tell anyone. We haven't told Pam yet. Oh, my god! 428 00:24:32,235 --> 00:24:33,555 DOORBELL I'll get it. 429 00:24:37,238 --> 00:24:41,837 Hiya, Pete. Come in. This is my mum. Hiya! Dawn, it's Pete. 430 00:24:41,841 --> 00:24:44,281 He's brought Edna. What? 431 00:24:45,644 --> 00:24:52,363 Everyone, this is Edna, Pete's mum. Hello, Edna. How's it going? 432 00:24:52,368 --> 00:24:56,127 All right? Can I get you something, darling? She just needs to sit down. 433 00:24:56,130 --> 00:25:00,289 Pete, what the hell are you doing bringing her here? Don't. It's been a nightmare. 434 00:25:00,293 --> 00:25:02,612 By the time I put her to bed, she needed the loo. 435 00:25:02,614 --> 00:25:05,493 Every time I tried to leave, she'd press the alarm again. 436 00:25:05,496 --> 00:25:07,095 In the end I just gave up. 437 00:25:07,097 --> 00:25:08,737 Here y'are. Get this down you. 438 00:25:09,818 --> 00:25:14,217 Hello. My name is Bryn. It means hill in Welsh. 439 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:18,940 I wouldn't bother. She doesn't speak. Hasn't said a word in years. 440 00:25:18,944 --> 00:25:20,304 Ahem! 441 00:25:22,426 --> 00:25:25,105 DOORBELL Merry Christmas. I'll get it. 442 00:25:25,108 --> 00:25:27,627 You sure? I've got my mistletoe. 443 00:25:27,629 --> 00:25:29,548 Merry Christmas! 444 00:25:29,551 --> 00:25:31,151 Merry Christmas, Uncle Bryn. 445 00:25:32,873 --> 00:25:34,473 Jason... 446 00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:38,234 Can I come in? Course, course. 447 00:25:38,236 --> 00:25:39,995 Jason's here, everyone! 448 00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:45,596 Oh, lovely. Yes, Jaynana. Making you a Snowball. 449 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,879 Hello. Happy Christmas. 450 00:25:47,882 --> 00:25:50,081 Hello, Dawn. 451 00:25:50,083 --> 00:25:52,842 Mick! Jason's here! 452 00:25:52,845 --> 00:25:54,365 Come on! 453 00:25:55,967 --> 00:26:00,607 I've been online. There's a lot of people have had problems with this turkey recipe. 454 00:26:05,132 --> 00:26:07,411 Guys, guys. Can I just...? 455 00:26:07,414 --> 00:26:08,934 Stace, do you wanna? 456 00:26:10,896 --> 00:26:14,895 OK, well, now that Jason's here, we've got something we want to tell you all. 457 00:26:14,898 --> 00:26:17,097 Oh, my god. You're pregnant! 458 00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:19,859 Didn't I say, Mick? Didn't I say? 459 00:26:19,861 --> 00:26:21,900 Mum, Mum. Stacey's not pregnant. 460 00:26:21,903 --> 00:26:23,142 Oh. What are you like? 461 00:26:23,144 --> 00:26:26,103 Every time he opens his mouth, you think she's pregnant. 462 00:26:26,105 --> 00:26:30,064 OK, well, I'm just gonna come out with it. 463 00:26:30,068 --> 00:26:34,547 The company I work for about a year and a half ago, bought into another company. 464 00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:37,350 Oh! 465 00:26:37,352 --> 00:26:41,191 They expanded and as a result, I've been offered a promotion. 466 00:26:41,195 --> 00:26:43,834 CHEERING That's the spirit Gavlar! 467 00:26:43,836 --> 00:26:49,435 Chin chin! Right. Thanks, yeah. I'm really chuffed. And the other good news... 468 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:54,479 Well, WE see it as good news, is that the new job is with the new branch. 469 00:26:54,483 --> 00:26:57,162 There's swish! In Cardiff. 470 00:26:57,164 --> 00:26:59,563 Cardiff? You're gonna be knackered, mate. 471 00:26:59,566 --> 00:27:03,845 That's a seven-hour round trip, every day. They paying your expenses? 472 00:27:03,849 --> 00:27:06,128 No, the thing is.. 473 00:27:06,130 --> 00:27:08,209 We're moving back to Barry. 474 00:27:08,211 --> 00:27:12,330 What?! Just for the first six months to see how it goes. 475 00:27:12,334 --> 00:27:16,373 Six months? Oh, I get it. You! You couldn't wait, could you? 476 00:27:16,376 --> 00:27:19,895 Six months! From day one, you got your claws in and now you're 477 00:27:19,898 --> 00:27:23,257 trying to take him away from me. Look, let me just explain. 478 00:27:23,260 --> 00:27:25,779 Calm down. Why are you shouting? 479 00:27:25,782 --> 00:27:28,821 I'm not shouting. Listen to the tone of your voice... 480 00:27:28,824 --> 00:27:30,263 It's a really good deal. 481 00:27:30,265 --> 00:27:32,504 How do you know? 482 00:27:32,506 --> 00:27:34,865 Gavin told me a few weeks back. 483 00:27:34,868 --> 00:27:37,507 What, so he knew about this? Yeah. 484 00:27:37,509 --> 00:27:39,748 And I did. Stacey wanted me to know. 485 00:27:39,751 --> 00:27:43,190 Oh, I can just hear you. You and her and her in cahoots... 486 00:27:43,193 --> 00:27:45,392 I thought we agreed only to talk to Dad? 487 00:27:45,394 --> 00:27:47,633 I was excited, Gav. 488 00:27:47,635 --> 00:27:49,434 ..The bitches of Eastwick! 489 00:27:49,437 --> 00:27:51,276 Don't bring me into this, Pam. 490 00:27:51,278 --> 00:27:53,637 You ARE in this, Vanessa. 491 00:27:53,639 --> 00:27:55,558 How? What's Ness got to do with it? 492 00:27:55,560 --> 00:28:01,759 If you wanna make something of it, I'll see you outside. No problem. Right, come on then. 493 00:28:01,764 --> 00:28:05,123 You don't want to do that, Pam. She was South Wales wrestling champion. 494 00:28:05,126 --> 00:28:08,245 I don't care. I'll take the lot of you on, you bloody... 495 00:28:08,248 --> 00:28:10,607 You Taffs! You want some, do you, Pam? 496 00:28:10,610 --> 00:28:12,369 This is ridiculous! 497 00:28:12,371 --> 00:28:15,450 Let's not make turn this into a race issue. Leave it out, Bryn. 498 00:28:15,453 --> 00:28:19,772 This is getting out of control. Why doesn't everyone just calm down? 499 00:28:19,775 --> 00:28:21,294 This is nothing to do with you. 500 00:28:21,296 --> 00:28:24,775 - I'll back you all the way. Hit her in the face. - What you saying, Dawn? 501 00:28:24,778 --> 00:28:29,137 I'm telling her to punch you in the face, you truck-driving dyke. 502 00:28:29,141 --> 00:28:30,740 Oh, Pete. Control your wife. 503 00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:34,581 I'll control you in a minute, sunshine. Come on, then. Come on, then! 504 00:28:34,584 --> 00:28:35,943 Whoa, whoa. I got your back. 505 00:28:35,945 --> 00:28:38,784 Stay out of it, fat man. This is between me and Scrappy Doo. 506 00:28:38,787 --> 00:28:43,746 What'd you call me? Please don't make this harder than it already is. Make it harder than it already is?! 507 00:28:43,750 --> 00:28:44,950 SHRIEKS 508 00:28:47,632 --> 00:28:49,672 You all right, Dave? Yeah. 509 00:28:51,635 --> 00:28:53,994 Sorry, everyone. 510 00:28:53,996 --> 00:28:56,395 No-one talks about my wife like that. 511 00:28:56,398 --> 00:28:57,917 Oh, my Pete. 512 00:28:57,919 --> 00:29:00,438 Come on, Dawn. 513 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:03,319 I think we'd better leave. 514 00:29:03,322 --> 00:29:05,321 Night, everyone. 515 00:29:05,323 --> 00:29:06,843 Night, Dawny. 516 00:29:09,446 --> 00:29:11,806 I should go too. Smithy! Not now, Gav. 517 00:29:14,129 --> 00:29:16,528 I think we should go too, back to Barry. 518 00:29:16,530 --> 00:29:19,809 This has been a terrible mistake. No, Bryn, just stop a minute. 519 00:29:19,812 --> 00:29:27,251 It's very late, we've all had a drink, some more than others, and it's Christmas Eve. 520 00:29:27,257 --> 00:29:32,056 Why don't we just all go to bed, have a good night's rest, and in the morning we can start again? 521 00:29:32,060 --> 00:29:33,740 What do you think? 522 00:29:45,188 --> 00:29:47,708 I forgot my turkey. 523 00:29:57,195 --> 00:29:59,874 All right? I think so. 524 00:29:59,877 --> 00:30:01,756 Mum's not speaking to me. 525 00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:04,197 She's just hurt I never told her about it. 526 00:30:04,199 --> 00:30:06,518 She said a Shipman never keeps secrets. 527 00:30:06,521 --> 00:30:10,400 She'll be all right tomorrow. She's not gonna not speak to you on Christmas. 528 00:30:10,403 --> 00:30:14,642 Well, it's up to her. If she can't see this is the right thing to do... Are you sure it is? 529 00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:16,845 Yes! I'm really excited about it. 530 00:30:16,847 --> 00:30:18,726 I love you. 531 00:30:18,728 --> 00:30:20,288 I love you. 532 00:30:58,993 --> 00:31:00,032 Uncle Bryn? 533 00:31:00,034 --> 00:31:02,713 Sorry, I thought you were asleep. 534 00:31:02,715 --> 00:31:04,554 No. I can't get off, to be honest. 535 00:31:04,557 --> 00:31:06,556 Neither can I. That's why I'm having a milk. 536 00:31:06,558 --> 00:31:10,397 Oh, I might join you. If I were at home, I'd have a Nesquik, 537 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:14,839 but I don't think they've got any and I daren't look through the cupboards. 538 00:31:14,843 --> 00:31:17,282 What flavour do you have? Banana. 539 00:31:17,284 --> 00:31:19,043 Or strawberry. 540 00:31:19,046 --> 00:31:20,566 Or chocolate. 541 00:31:28,651 --> 00:31:31,810 Funny old night... It doesn't feel like Christmas... 542 00:31:31,813 --> 00:31:34,652 Sorry. All that arguing. Reminds me of when Dad was alive. 543 00:31:34,655 --> 00:31:38,054 Oh, god! Christmas with your father. 544 00:31:38,057 --> 00:31:42,056 Do you know, it's the one time of the year I don't miss him. 545 00:31:42,060 --> 00:31:45,899 I know. No turkey. Pork chops! Pork chops on Christmas Day! 546 00:31:45,902 --> 00:31:48,821 And no presents. I had to smuggle mine in. 547 00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:55,144 I remember us getting caught when you gave me that Han Solo. There's me pretending it was mine. 548 00:32:01,191 --> 00:32:03,550 I'm glad we're friends again, Uncle Bryn. 549 00:32:03,553 --> 00:32:05,473 Me too. 550 00:32:11,478 --> 00:32:14,798 Probably did us a favour, in the end, you telling Dave. 551 00:32:16,321 --> 00:32:17,841 Yes. 552 00:32:20,443 --> 00:32:23,803 Does he ever, y'know, does he mention it? No. 553 00:32:25,927 --> 00:32:29,446 There's the occasional comment, the odd look. 554 00:32:29,449 --> 00:32:33,008 Times when I know he's wondering how a man and his nephew could... 555 00:32:33,011 --> 00:32:34,931 Yeah, yeah, I know. 556 00:32:38,935 --> 00:32:40,934 Right. 557 00:32:40,936 --> 00:32:42,456 I'm gonna get off. Me too. 558 00:32:44,778 --> 00:32:47,338 Good night, Uncle Bryn. Good night, Jason. 559 00:32:54,504 --> 00:32:57,504 We were just having a milk. I need to get some milk for Neil... 560 00:33:00,468 --> 00:33:04,907 David, it is not what you think. Listen, it's none of my... 561 00:33:04,911 --> 00:33:08,350 You can do whatever you like. Oh, for God's sake. I'm going to bed. 562 00:33:08,353 --> 00:33:10,672 No, Jason. 563 00:33:10,674 --> 00:33:13,873 We're gonna have this out, once and for all, man to man. 564 00:33:13,876 --> 00:33:16,595 You don't need to do this, Bryn. 565 00:33:16,598 --> 00:33:19,237 You don't need to put yourself through this again. 566 00:33:19,239 --> 00:33:21,278 Yes, I do. Please, Uncle Bryn. 567 00:33:21,281 --> 00:33:22,920 No, Jason. 568 00:33:22,922 --> 00:33:26,001 It is time for the truth. 569 00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:29,523 We are going to talk about what happened on that fishing trip. 570 00:33:29,526 --> 00:33:34,085 Right here, right now. But Bryn, I already know what happened. 571 00:33:34,089 --> 00:33:37,888 You may know what happened, David. 572 00:33:37,891 --> 00:33:40,051 But you don't know why it happened. 573 00:33:45,896 --> 00:33:51,375 It was freezing cold. It was! And when you are that cold... 574 00:33:51,379 --> 00:33:53,938 All right? I was just getting some milk. 575 00:33:53,941 --> 00:33:55,781 Done now. Bed. 576 00:33:58,584 --> 00:34:00,023 Oh, right. 577 00:34:00,025 --> 00:34:03,344 BANGING AND SHUFFLING 578 00:34:03,347 --> 00:34:06,186 Blimey, it's like Piccadilly Circus in here tonight. 579 00:34:06,188 --> 00:34:08,067 BANGING CONTINUES 580 00:34:08,070 --> 00:34:09,590 Innit, Pam? 581 00:34:12,552 --> 00:34:15,591 Pam? I can't hear you, Michael. I'm not speaking to you. 582 00:34:15,594 --> 00:34:18,394 Come on, Pam, it's Christmas. 583 00:34:19,917 --> 00:34:22,396 I'm sorry I didn't tell you, all right? 584 00:34:22,398 --> 00:34:25,838 It just seemed best to wait and see if he got the job. 585 00:34:31,684 --> 00:34:33,524 Camilla... 586 00:34:35,807 --> 00:34:38,446 I need you, Camilla. 587 00:34:38,448 --> 00:34:41,607 I want you. 588 00:34:41,610 --> 00:34:45,049 Oh, Charles. Will I ever be your queen? 589 00:34:45,052 --> 00:34:48,491 Yes, you will, right? So long as you stop this sulking, OK? 590 00:34:48,494 --> 00:34:53,413 We've got guests, and you know and I know that he's doing the right thing. 591 00:34:53,417 --> 00:34:55,336 He's not going to Mars, Pam. 592 00:34:55,339 --> 00:34:59,458 It's only down the road and we're all gonna miss him. I know. 593 00:34:59,461 --> 00:35:03,020 So let's try and make this the best Christmas yet, eh? 594 00:35:03,023 --> 00:35:04,822 OK? 595 00:35:04,824 --> 00:35:08,344 OK. Right. 596 00:35:16,311 --> 00:35:19,510 Prepare to be knighted with my special sword. 597 00:35:19,513 --> 00:35:21,633 Oh, yes, Your Highness. 598 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,559 Merry Christmas, everyone! 599 00:35:32,561 --> 00:35:35,560 Or as we say in Wales, nadolig llawen pawb. 600 00:35:35,563 --> 00:35:38,442 What does that mean? Merry Christmas, everyone. 601 00:35:38,445 --> 00:35:40,124 Oh, lovely. What is it again? 602 00:35:40,126 --> 00:35:42,245 Nadolig llawen. Nadorig claren. 603 00:35:42,247 --> 00:35:43,846 Funny that, cos I use Clarins. 604 00:35:43,848 --> 00:35:45,567 Happy Christmas, everyone. 605 00:35:45,569 --> 00:35:49,368 There he is. Happy Christmas, my little prince. 606 00:35:49,372 --> 00:35:51,732 Do you want a Bucks Fizz? Yeah, go on. 607 00:35:55,456 --> 00:35:57,735 I'm sorry about last night. It's all right. 608 00:35:57,737 --> 00:36:00,096 No, I shouldn't have reacted like that. 609 00:36:00,098 --> 00:36:03,257 You're doing what's best for you and Stacey. Thanks, Mum. 610 00:36:03,260 --> 00:36:05,259 I will miss you though. 611 00:36:05,262 --> 00:36:07,381 Come here. 612 00:36:07,383 --> 00:36:09,702 Happy Christmas. 613 00:36:09,704 --> 00:36:11,583 Where is Stacey. She not up yet? 614 00:36:11,585 --> 00:36:15,384 No, she's having a shower. I thought Nessa was having a shower. 615 00:36:15,388 --> 00:36:19,587 I tell you, that's one thing I'll miss is this shower. It's so lush. 616 00:36:19,590 --> 00:36:21,949 Yeah, you said. 617 00:36:21,952 --> 00:36:26,431 You never shower, do you, Ness? I know. I physically can't do it. 618 00:36:26,435 --> 00:36:30,874 And I won't lie to you, it's gonna be a problem for me, moving in that caravan with Dave. 619 00:36:30,877 --> 00:36:33,316 He's not got a tub. How will you manage? 620 00:36:33,319 --> 00:36:37,278 I'll have a personal wash twice a day. With a flannel. 621 00:36:37,281 --> 00:36:41,640 Oh, thanks, Ness. Are you OK about moving in with him? 622 00:36:41,644 --> 00:36:43,803 Yeah. He's good as gold, he is. 623 00:36:43,805 --> 00:36:45,924 He can't do enough for me, or Neil. 624 00:36:45,927 --> 00:36:49,166 NEIL CRIES 625 00:36:49,169 --> 00:36:53,408 Oh, Neil. I'm in the bath. 626 00:36:53,411 --> 00:36:56,130 I'll get Dave. You remember Dave? 627 00:36:56,133 --> 00:36:58,292 Dave Coaches. 628 00:36:58,294 --> 00:37:00,733 With the moustache? 629 00:37:00,736 --> 00:37:03,095 Yeah, that's him, babes. 630 00:37:03,097 --> 00:37:05,017 Oh, Dave! 631 00:37:06,539 --> 00:37:10,018 Dave! Help me out, Stace. 632 00:37:10,021 --> 00:37:13,100 BOTH: Dave! What? 633 00:37:13,103 --> 00:37:16,462 Neil's crying. Give him a hand, will you? 634 00:37:16,465 --> 00:37:20,185 Be there now. He's on his way. 635 00:37:23,190 --> 00:37:29,470 Oh, Stace. Will you do my back? Yeah. The razor's by the sink. 636 00:37:30,634 --> 00:37:32,353 Mick! Michael! 637 00:37:32,355 --> 00:37:34,874 Noel's given the little boy a bike. 638 00:37:34,877 --> 00:37:39,396 Cos his sister was being bullied cos she's in a wheelchair and he stuck up for her. 639 00:37:39,399 --> 00:37:41,238 I've gone. I've actually gone. 640 00:37:41,241 --> 00:37:44,040 Every year he gets me. 641 00:37:44,042 --> 00:37:47,361 Oh, my Christ! What on earth?! 642 00:37:47,364 --> 00:37:49,683 Edna... 643 00:37:49,686 --> 00:37:51,805 Are you all right? Don't touch her, Gwen. 644 00:37:51,807 --> 00:37:53,886 Stay well back. But she's only a... No. 645 00:37:53,888 --> 00:37:55,807 You don't know what state she's in. 646 00:37:55,810 --> 00:37:58,410 She's bitten Dawn before now. 647 00:38:00,012 --> 00:38:02,731 Mick! Michael! 648 00:38:02,734 --> 00:38:04,373 Can you come in here, please? 649 00:38:04,375 --> 00:38:07,934 What's going on? Edna! 650 00:38:07,937 --> 00:38:11,936 How did she get there? She just popped up from behind the bar. 651 00:38:11,940 --> 00:38:13,739 She's been here all night, bless her. 652 00:38:13,741 --> 00:38:15,500 Blimey. We'll have to get her home. 653 00:38:15,502 --> 00:38:21,301 Right, everyone, could we please stop talking about her as though she's not in the room? 654 00:38:21,305 --> 00:38:25,104 Mick, what's Dawn and Pete's surname? Sutcliffe. 655 00:38:25,108 --> 00:38:27,028 Right. 656 00:38:28,830 --> 00:38:30,149 Mrs Sutcliffe. 657 00:38:30,151 --> 00:38:32,230 Hello. I'm Bryn. 658 00:38:32,232 --> 00:38:37,031 It's Christmas 2008. Gordon Brown is the Prime Minister. 659 00:38:37,035 --> 00:38:40,794 Bryn, she's just woken up. She's not been in a coma. What we gonna do? 660 00:38:40,797 --> 00:38:43,956 Well, someone's gonna have to take her back. I can't do it. 661 00:38:43,959 --> 00:38:46,078 I can't leave the turkey. 662 00:38:46,081 --> 00:38:49,120 All right. Well, I'll take her then. 663 00:38:49,122 --> 00:38:52,362 Should I come with you? No, it's all right. It's not far. 664 00:38:53,965 --> 00:38:55,524 That's it. Watch yourself. 665 00:38:55,526 --> 00:38:57,326 Come on. That's it. 666 00:38:59,529 --> 00:39:03,568 Your Pete'll be worried sick. All right, Edna. Where'd you spring from? 667 00:39:03,571 --> 00:39:08,770 She's been behind the bloody bar all night, hasn't she? There you go. 668 00:39:08,774 --> 00:39:13,853 ♪ ..But the fire is so delightful Since we've no place to go... ♪ Oh. 669 00:39:13,858 --> 00:39:15,657 Where to you going? 670 00:39:15,659 --> 00:39:19,018 Gonna take him round the block. See if I can get him off before lunch. 671 00:39:19,021 --> 00:39:20,700 Cracking. You coming? No. 672 00:39:20,702 --> 00:39:23,861 Dave's taking you a walk. 673 00:39:23,864 --> 00:39:27,263 I explained to you what a walk was, didn't I? That's right. 674 00:39:27,266 --> 00:39:29,785 Hiya! Happy Christmas, Dave. 675 00:39:29,787 --> 00:39:32,266 Happy Christmas, Stace. 676 00:39:32,269 --> 00:39:35,548 Oh. Oh. Merry Christmas. 677 00:39:35,551 --> 00:39:37,591 Merry Christmas, Dave. 678 00:39:43,516 --> 00:39:46,515 Mick, do you need a hand with anything? 679 00:39:46,518 --> 00:39:48,277 No, no, all under control. 680 00:39:48,279 --> 00:39:50,798 OK, well, I'm gonna put all the presents out now - 681 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,719 into piles. So where are all yours? 682 00:39:52,722 --> 00:39:55,161 I don't know, darlin'. Happy Christmas, Ness. 683 00:39:55,163 --> 00:39:57,362 Ask Pam when she comes back. 684 00:39:57,364 --> 00:40:00,083 She's taken Edna home. She fell asleep behind the bar. 685 00:40:00,086 --> 00:40:02,445 Oh, my God. You look beautiful in that, babe. 686 00:40:02,447 --> 00:40:05,046 Aww, thanks. It's my Christmas dress. 687 00:40:05,049 --> 00:40:06,848 Sure I can't do anything to help? 688 00:40:06,850 --> 00:40:08,889 No, no, all under control. 689 00:40:08,891 --> 00:40:12,490 Well, that was a turn up for the books. Poor old Edna! 690 00:40:12,494 --> 00:40:14,973 I thought you handled her really well, Bryn. 691 00:40:14,975 --> 00:40:16,574 I know! 692 00:40:16,576 --> 00:40:21,735 I don't know what came over me. I think I was inspired by Noel. 693 00:40:21,739 --> 00:40:25,778 I looked at her and I thought, what would Noel do? 694 00:40:25,782 --> 00:40:30,981 And that is why, for me, Noel Edmonds is one of the country's finest talents. Yeah, he is. 695 00:40:30,985 --> 00:40:33,824 Deal Or No Deal. Have you seen it, Mick? Yeah, a couple. 696 00:40:33,827 --> 00:40:39,026 It's just a load of people trying to guess what's in a box, in't it? Hand us those tongs, will you, mate. 697 00:40:39,030 --> 00:40:43,389 No, it's not. There's a lot more to it that that. Have you seen it, Jase? 698 00:40:43,393 --> 00:40:46,352 I've not seen this one but there's a version in Spain. 699 00:40:46,354 --> 00:40:49,233 It's called Un Trato O No Trato. What does that mean? 700 00:40:49,236 --> 00:40:50,835 Deal Or No Deal. 701 00:40:50,837 --> 00:40:53,596 Deal Or No Deal, that's what we call it. You're right, Mick. 702 00:40:53,599 --> 00:40:57,398 the show without Noel, would be utter horse shit! 703 00:40:57,401 --> 00:41:00,240 But with him in the equation, it's a whole different thing. 704 00:41:00,243 --> 00:41:05,642 I think they should call it Deal Or Noel's Deal! 705 00:41:05,646 --> 00:41:10,125 Gwen! Deal Or Noel's Deal! 706 00:41:10,129 --> 00:41:12,208 Mick. Is there anything I can do to help? 707 00:41:12,210 --> 00:41:14,649 No, no. All under control. 708 00:41:14,652 --> 00:41:17,411 It's all right, Gwen. I'll put them in the dishwasher. 709 00:41:17,414 --> 00:41:20,133 No, no, I've got it. You've been a while, Ness. 710 00:41:20,135 --> 00:41:23,014 I know. I was havin' my cigar. 711 00:41:23,017 --> 00:41:25,696 Cigar? Yes. She always has one on Christmas. 712 00:41:25,699 --> 00:41:29,538 Cuban. I smokes a Cuban at Christmas and a pipe at Easter. 713 00:41:29,541 --> 00:41:31,780 Always has, always will. DOORBELL RINGS 714 00:41:31,782 --> 00:41:33,542 I'll get it. 715 00:41:37,106 --> 00:41:40,465 All right? Merry Christmas. 716 00:41:40,468 --> 00:41:42,908 Yeah. Happy Christmas. 717 00:41:43,950 --> 00:41:47,309 Where's Neil? Dave's taken him a walk. What? 718 00:41:47,312 --> 00:41:52,711 But I was hoping... Look, we've been through this before, I can't be running stuff by you all the time. 719 00:41:52,715 --> 00:41:57,154 I can't be ringing you every time he needs his nappy changed or Dave takes him down the pub. 720 00:41:57,158 --> 00:41:59,517 Down the pub? 721 00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,479 Dave takes him down the pub?! 722 00:42:01,481 --> 00:42:05,920 Yeah. I wanted to be the first person to take him down the pub! 723 00:42:05,923 --> 00:42:08,642 Happy Christmas, Smithy, darlin. 724 00:42:08,645 --> 00:42:12,964 Happy Christmas, Pamela, glad tidings to you and your kin, obviously. 725 00:42:12,968 --> 00:42:15,047 How's everything with Edna? 726 00:42:15,049 --> 00:42:17,048 Yeah, what's occurrin'? She's fine. 727 00:42:17,050 --> 00:42:19,929 They didn't know she was gone, thought she was still asleep! 728 00:42:19,932 --> 00:42:23,372 They were half way through their dinner. 729 00:42:35,101 --> 00:42:37,261 You all right? Don't touch me. OK? 730 00:42:40,545 --> 00:42:42,264 I've thought it through 731 00:42:42,266 --> 00:42:45,386 and I am willing to accept it but there are some conditions. 732 00:42:46,949 --> 00:42:50,668 Go on. Firstly, you come back every other weekend, without fail. Right. 733 00:42:50,671 --> 00:42:56,030 Secondly, you guarantee at least one night out every month with all the boys. We don't even do that now! 734 00:42:56,034 --> 00:43:00,633 Thirdly, if you promise it'll be no more than six months, you've got a deal. 735 00:43:00,637 --> 00:43:04,116 Any longer than that, I am gonna start looking for a new best friend. 736 00:43:04,119 --> 00:43:07,638 Who?! I don't know. Likely candidates are Deano or Budgie. 737 00:43:07,641 --> 00:43:10,360 What about Fingers? 738 00:43:10,363 --> 00:43:12,762 Hmm, that's a thought. 739 00:43:12,765 --> 00:43:15,524 I'll stick him on the bench with Chinese Alan. 740 00:43:15,526 --> 00:43:17,086 Merry Christmas, mate. 741 00:43:17,527 --> 00:43:18,966 Yeah, whatever. 742 00:43:18,968 --> 00:43:20,527 Mick, where's this turkey? 743 00:43:20,529 --> 00:43:22,889 I'm absolutely fam-ISHed! 744 00:43:25,132 --> 00:43:28,251 HUM OF CONVERSATION 745 00:43:28,254 --> 00:43:30,293 I'm sorry we're not in the dining room. 746 00:43:30,295 --> 00:43:32,214 There wasn't enough room with all of us. 747 00:43:32,217 --> 00:43:33,896 We'd never get you all in our house. 748 00:43:33,898 --> 00:43:36,537 To tell you the truth, we're thinking about an extension. 749 00:43:36,539 --> 00:43:38,138 Is he all right? Everything OK? 750 00:43:38,140 --> 00:43:40,979 Yeah. I had to read to him to get him off. 751 00:43:40,982 --> 00:43:43,101 Oh, a little fairy story? 752 00:43:43,103 --> 00:43:46,702 No. Russell Brand's My Booky Wook. He's loving every word. 753 00:43:46,705 --> 00:43:49,584 Did we get a mention in the end? No. 754 00:43:49,587 --> 00:43:52,106 Aw, that's a shame, I'm quite disappointed, are you? 755 00:43:52,109 --> 00:43:53,668 Don't be, Stace. 756 00:43:53,670 --> 00:43:55,750 We had a cracking night, Pam, all three of us. 757 00:43:57,752 --> 00:44:00,671 Mick, this turkey is immense. I know. 758 00:44:00,674 --> 00:44:03,553 It's got what I call the wow factor. 759 00:44:03,556 --> 00:44:05,555 Dad, it's definitely the best one yet. 760 00:44:05,557 --> 00:44:08,276 My God, it doesn't even taste like turkey. It's like salmon. 761 00:44:08,279 --> 00:44:09,878 Out of this world! 762 00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,119 Fair play, Mick! It's not just the turkey. 763 00:44:12,121 --> 00:44:14,400 These carrots, Michael, are an Arc de Triumph. 764 00:44:14,402 --> 00:44:16,241 Sure? Everybody happy? 765 00:44:16,244 --> 00:44:17,604 CHEERS OF APPROVAL 766 00:44:18,405 --> 00:44:21,604 So Smithy, how come you're not eating with your family today? 767 00:44:21,607 --> 00:44:25,126 I already did. We sit down about eleven, half eleven. 768 00:44:25,129 --> 00:44:27,888 What, a full turkey dinner? Yeah, the whole shebang. 769 00:44:27,891 --> 00:44:30,130 It's just I got to get around here, ain't I? 770 00:44:30,132 --> 00:44:32,011 I used to have three when I was with Lucy. 771 00:44:32,013 --> 00:44:35,372 I'd eat at home, then come here, get to Lucy's for about four, then 772 00:44:35,375 --> 00:44:38,134 down the Crown, get on it, then back here for about ten. 773 00:44:38,137 --> 00:44:40,216 And then just stay here till New Year's Day. 774 00:44:40,218 --> 00:44:42,057 Oh, that's nice! 775 00:44:42,059 --> 00:44:48,098 Right. Has nobody actually noticed that I am eating meat? 776 00:44:48,103 --> 00:44:50,302 I'm a vegetarian, remember? 777 00:44:50,305 --> 00:44:52,744 Give it a rest, Pam! What? 778 00:44:52,746 --> 00:44:56,185 Oh, Mum, come on. Everyone knows you weren't really a vegetarian. 779 00:44:56,188 --> 00:44:57,747 Really? 780 00:44:57,749 --> 00:45:00,628 Well, you did a good job of hiding it! 781 00:45:00,631 --> 00:45:02,190 Yeah, better job than you did. 782 00:45:02,192 --> 00:45:03,751 LAUGHTER 783 00:45:03,753 --> 00:45:08,592 Well, I didn't know. I've bought you a vegetarian cook book for Christmas. 784 00:45:08,596 --> 00:45:11,475 You got mugged off, Gwen. 785 00:45:11,478 --> 00:45:14,197 Right, right. Here's a good one. 786 00:45:14,199 --> 00:45:18,438 What is yellow and dangerous? 787 00:45:18,442 --> 00:45:22,602 Shark infested custard. Infested custard! Yes, yes! 788 00:45:25,646 --> 00:45:29,165 Right, I've put all your presents out, you've got your own places. 789 00:45:29,168 --> 00:45:31,087 Right, Mick, you're there. 790 00:45:31,090 --> 00:45:36,209 Pam, come on Pam, you're next to him. Mum, Gav, you're next to Mum. 791 00:45:36,213 --> 00:45:38,252 Then Smithy, you're on the corner. 792 00:45:38,254 --> 00:45:40,733 Uncle Bryn, Dave, then Jason. 793 00:45:40,736 --> 00:45:42,855 Mine are over there so I'll just be floating. OK. 794 00:45:42,857 --> 00:45:46,936 I'm gonna open one first because, well, cos I just want to. 795 00:45:46,939 --> 00:45:49,058 Unless you think this makes me look spoilt. 796 00:45:49,061 --> 00:45:51,741 No... Go on. 797 00:45:52,823 --> 00:45:57,382 Smith, I'm not being funny but probably best if you leave him for now. 798 00:45:57,386 --> 00:46:01,145 It's just I've not had much time with him today, that's all. 799 00:46:01,148 --> 00:46:03,427 He's got a routine, and if you get him excited, 800 00:46:03,430 --> 00:46:06,709 it's us that'll get it in the neck when he won't go down tonight. 801 00:46:06,712 --> 00:46:08,911 OK. 802 00:46:08,913 --> 00:46:10,833 Ah, thanks babe. 803 00:46:14,596 --> 00:46:18,755 It's from Gav, but it's not my main present. 804 00:46:18,759 --> 00:46:23,918 There isn't any main present, cos we decided, it's just lots of little ones. 805 00:46:23,922 --> 00:46:27,761 Yeah, but it's not my main little one. Right, Mum, you're next. 806 00:46:27,765 --> 00:46:31,325 OK. Well, this is from Doris. 807 00:46:33,608 --> 00:46:35,567 And it's talc. 808 00:46:35,569 --> 00:46:39,448 What is this thing with talc and old people? I mean, do you actually use it? 809 00:46:39,452 --> 00:46:42,171 I don't, Pam, but it's nice to have some in the cupboard. 810 00:46:42,173 --> 00:46:43,853 Uncle Bryn? 811 00:46:45,535 --> 00:46:52,894 This is from Nessa, David and Neil! 812 00:46:52,900 --> 00:46:56,820 Actually Bryn, we've got you all the same, so you may as well open them together. 813 00:47:04,787 --> 00:47:07,746 It's the Snickers from a box of Celebrations. 814 00:47:07,749 --> 00:47:09,348 Oh, you got the Snickers did you, Gav? 815 00:47:09,350 --> 00:47:10,869 Crackin. Stace, what you get? 816 00:47:10,871 --> 00:47:12,230 Milky Way. 817 00:47:12,232 --> 00:47:15,031 I've got a Milky Way. Mars. 818 00:47:15,034 --> 00:47:17,234 Gwen? Bounty. 819 00:47:19,116 --> 00:47:22,235 You've drawn the short straw there, I'm not gonna lie to you. 820 00:47:22,238 --> 00:47:24,237 I'll see if I got some more on the bus. Jase? 821 00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:26,798 Malteser. Oh, that's the big one. 822 00:47:26,801 --> 00:47:28,360 That's the best one, that is. 823 00:47:28,362 --> 00:47:29,761 That or the Galaxy truffle! 824 00:47:29,763 --> 00:47:31,042 I got the Galaxy truffle! 825 00:47:31,043 --> 00:47:33,562 I got the Galaxy truffle! 826 00:47:33,565 --> 00:47:37,044 Smith? Just the regular Galaxy one. Cheers. 827 00:47:37,047 --> 00:47:39,966 Thanks, Ness. Thanks, David. 828 00:47:39,969 --> 00:47:42,168 Just a little something from the three of us. 829 00:47:42,170 --> 00:47:44,849 And this is from me. 830 00:47:44,852 --> 00:47:46,772 Aw, thanks babe. 831 00:47:51,256 --> 00:47:54,215 Babe! That's amazing! What is it? 832 00:47:54,218 --> 00:47:56,377 It's a signed photo of Michael Dawson. 833 00:47:56,379 --> 00:47:59,019 He's my favourite Tottenham player. Dawsy. 834 00:48:02,783 --> 00:48:05,902 Right, I don't know if it's my go next, 835 00:48:05,905 --> 00:48:07,864 I just really want to give him his present. 836 00:48:07,866 --> 00:48:10,466 So...if you wanna open it. OK. 837 00:48:22,835 --> 00:48:25,035 And look at the back. Wey! 838 00:48:27,678 --> 00:48:31,797 He's a lucky boy. I've already got him a Cardiff City one, haven't I? 839 00:48:31,801 --> 00:48:36,080 What? Yeah, but he can support two teams, can't he? No he can't. 840 00:48:36,083 --> 00:48:38,562 Why...why d'you get him that top? 841 00:48:38,565 --> 00:48:41,644 Well, cos he's a Cardiff boy, isn't he? Well, Barry. 842 00:48:41,647 --> 00:48:43,406 Yeah, well, 843 00:48:43,408 --> 00:48:45,847 they're his closest team 844 00:48:45,849 --> 00:48:49,049 and they're my team, so... 845 00:48:54,775 --> 00:48:57,454 Right, well I wanna give Mick his present. 846 00:48:57,457 --> 00:48:59,856 Stace, would you help me bring it in? 847 00:48:59,858 --> 00:49:02,178 OK. Bring it in? Blimey, what you got me? 848 00:49:15,828 --> 00:49:18,147 What time's the EastEnders special? 849 00:49:18,149 --> 00:49:20,908 I don't know, we stopped watching it, didn't we, Bryn? 850 00:49:20,911 --> 00:49:22,790 We did. I used to love it! 851 00:49:22,792 --> 00:49:26,951 But when they brought Dirty Den back that was the final straw for me. 852 00:49:26,955 --> 00:49:29,314 I mean no-one could've survived that canal. 853 00:49:29,316 --> 00:49:32,755 Specially with a bullet wound. They were taking the mick, Mick. 854 00:49:32,758 --> 00:49:35,837 I think it went downhill when Pete died. Pete Beale? 855 00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:38,559 Yeah. And Mark. With the Aids. 856 00:49:38,562 --> 00:49:40,201 What about Cath, is she dead? 857 00:49:40,203 --> 00:49:43,042 She died on Strictly. 858 00:49:43,045 --> 00:49:44,805 Out first, wasn't she? 859 00:49:46,367 --> 00:49:49,206 Actually she's not dead, Smithy. 860 00:49:49,208 --> 00:49:50,967 She's living in South Africa 861 00:49:50,970 --> 00:49:53,929 where she went to get over the rape by...um... 862 00:49:53,931 --> 00:49:55,131 What was his name? 863 00:49:55,732 --> 00:49:57,211 Wilmott Brown. 864 00:49:57,213 --> 00:49:58,572 That's the fella. 865 00:49:58,574 --> 00:50:00,253 I tell you who I miss. 866 00:50:00,255 --> 00:50:02,374 Mike Reid. Frank Butcher. 867 00:50:02,377 --> 00:50:05,656 Pat, Pat, Pat... 868 00:50:05,659 --> 00:50:07,339 I'M TRYING TO SORT IT OUT, PAT. 869 00:50:10,021 --> 00:50:11,381 That's Ted Rogers! 870 00:50:13,383 --> 00:50:14,902 You're thinking of Dusty Bin. 871 00:50:14,904 --> 00:50:17,783 What you got there, Pat? 872 00:50:17,786 --> 00:50:19,746 Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat! 873 00:50:21,268 --> 00:50:24,388 Bloody hell. What is it? 874 00:50:26,511 --> 00:50:28,670 A keyboard? Yes! 875 00:50:28,673 --> 00:50:31,272 Pam, that's fantastic! 876 00:50:31,274 --> 00:50:33,273 Do you play, Mick? You know, not really. 877 00:50:33,276 --> 00:50:35,235 Oh, he does! Don't listen to him! 878 00:50:35,237 --> 00:50:38,517 But not for years, Pam. Ah, come here! 879 00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,239 You like it? I love it. 880 00:50:42,241 --> 00:50:43,800 You never lose it, Mick. 881 00:50:43,802 --> 00:50:45,961 I hadn't picked up a trumpet in 17 years. 882 00:50:45,963 --> 00:50:49,602 Jools Holland and the Big Band were in town one night, they fancied a jam. 883 00:50:49,606 --> 00:50:52,765 Before I know it I'm up there playing Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy. 884 00:50:52,768 --> 00:50:53,847 That was a crackin' night. 885 00:50:53,848 --> 00:50:54,887 Play something now, Dad! 886 00:50:54,889 --> 00:50:58,248 I can't, I've got to set it all up. 887 00:50:58,251 --> 00:51:00,170 Do you know Two Become One by the Spice Girls. 888 00:51:00,172 --> 00:51:04,411 Look, just give me a minute to work it all out, all right? Who's the next present? 889 00:51:04,415 --> 00:51:08,614 Right, well I got something I wanna give to Nessa. 890 00:51:08,617 --> 00:51:10,376 I thought we weren't doing presents. 891 00:51:10,378 --> 00:51:12,658 Yeah, well, I just thought I'd get you something. 892 00:51:18,383 --> 00:51:19,862 Cracking. Cheers, Dave. 893 00:51:19,864 --> 00:51:21,184 Look inside. 894 00:51:26,828 --> 00:51:30,067 Ness. I'm in love with you, I am. 895 00:51:30,070 --> 00:51:33,430 And I want you to be my wife. 896 00:51:38,516 --> 00:51:41,996 So whaddya say, Sugar Tits? 897 00:51:44,439 --> 00:51:47,278 Yeah. Fair do's. I will. 898 00:51:47,281 --> 00:51:49,001 Cracking. 899 00:51:52,364 --> 00:51:56,764 Oh my God, Ness! Congratulations. 900 00:52:09,054 --> 00:52:10,413 Oh, leave those, Gwen! 901 00:52:10,415 --> 00:52:12,494 That's why we've got a dishwasher. 902 00:52:12,497 --> 00:52:15,377 It's called Mick. It's all right Pam, once it's done, it's done! 903 00:52:17,259 --> 00:52:18,938 I tell you what, Gwen. 904 00:52:18,941 --> 00:52:22,540 That turkey has taken over my life the last couple of days. 905 00:52:22,543 --> 00:52:25,422 We've been soaking it, basting it, and then resting it. 906 00:52:25,425 --> 00:52:27,904 And them leftovers, we'll be chowdering them. 907 00:52:27,906 --> 00:52:30,705 It's a wonder he hasn't had the bloody thing in bed with us! 908 00:52:30,708 --> 00:52:32,747 Well, it's the best turkey we've ever tasted. 909 00:52:32,749 --> 00:52:35,428 Isn't that right, Jase? I should say so. 910 00:52:35,431 --> 00:52:38,470 But then again, Dad used to make us have pork chops on Christmas, 911 00:52:38,473 --> 00:52:40,312 so there's not much competition. 912 00:52:40,314 --> 00:52:42,953 I tell you what I'm partial to, turkey omelette. 913 00:52:42,955 --> 00:52:47,314 Oh, right. Where's Bryn? Is he all right? Yeah. 914 00:52:47,318 --> 00:52:48,877 He's having a little nap, he is. 915 00:52:48,879 --> 00:52:51,838 It's been a long day for him, what with all the presents an' that. 916 00:52:51,841 --> 00:52:53,400 Oh, he loved yours, didn't he? 917 00:52:53,402 --> 00:52:57,521 What d'you get him again? Sex And The City. DVD of the film. 918 00:52:57,524 --> 00:53:01,803 Thing is, I knew he'd like it cos when it was out in the cinema, he watched it four times. 919 00:53:01,807 --> 00:53:03,406 Twice in one day. Really? 920 00:53:03,408 --> 00:53:06,007 He loves the character Big, he does. And all the hats. 921 00:53:06,009 --> 00:53:09,808 The DVD extras on this are out of this world. 922 00:53:09,812 --> 00:53:12,531 Bryn, we thought you were having a snooze. 923 00:53:12,533 --> 00:53:16,852 I was, but you've got a DVD player in that room and I couldn't resist. 924 00:53:16,856 --> 00:53:20,735 I tell you what, they had a ball making this film. 925 00:53:20,739 --> 00:53:22,858 Kim Cattrell is an absolute hoot. 926 00:53:22,860 --> 00:53:24,459 And she's over 50, Pam. 927 00:53:24,461 --> 00:53:27,700 Oh, my god, this is so immense. You're getting married, Ness! 928 00:53:27,703 --> 00:53:29,822 To Dave Coaches! I know. 929 00:53:29,824 --> 00:53:33,503 Is Coaches his surname? Will you be Nessa Coaches? No. 930 00:53:33,506 --> 00:53:36,585 Anyone seen Smithy? Yeah, he's out the back having a fag. 931 00:53:36,588 --> 00:53:39,307 Where are you gonna do it? Where are you gonna get married? 932 00:53:39,310 --> 00:53:41,430 I should imagine in the mosque. 933 00:53:41,511 --> 00:53:44,630 Right, who's up for some board games? 934 00:53:44,633 --> 00:53:46,153 Oh, yeah! Yeah! 935 00:53:51,197 --> 00:53:53,356 You all right, mate? 936 00:53:53,359 --> 00:53:55,318 Yeah. 937 00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:57,719 You sure? 938 00:53:57,721 --> 00:54:01,001 Yeah. It's just been a bit of a shit Christmas, that's all. 939 00:54:02,524 --> 00:54:07,524 You're moving down there, my son's getting a new dad, they're all happy families. 940 00:54:09,048 --> 00:54:12,127 I just don't know what I'm doing with myself. 941 00:54:12,130 --> 00:54:14,050 I know. 942 00:54:19,455 --> 00:54:20,495 Do you have to go? 943 00:54:22,777 --> 00:54:24,696 I mean, do you WANT to? 944 00:54:24,698 --> 00:54:26,697 Or are you just doing it for Stacey? 945 00:54:26,699 --> 00:54:29,898 I'm doing it for my marriage, 946 00:54:29,901 --> 00:54:32,180 for my wife. 947 00:54:32,182 --> 00:54:33,822 I have to put that first, Smith. 948 00:54:37,065 --> 00:54:39,504 But it just feels like it's all changed so quickly. 949 00:54:39,507 --> 00:54:41,027 And it's still changing. 950 00:54:42,749 --> 00:54:44,748 I just feel a bit on my own, really. 951 00:54:44,750 --> 00:54:47,869 Oh, mate... I'll be all right. 952 00:54:47,872 --> 00:54:49,391 I wanna play Battleships. 953 00:54:49,393 --> 00:54:51,553 D'you fancy a game? Yeah, I'll be in now. 954 00:54:58,279 --> 00:55:03,239 Look, I don't want you thinking I'm going down there and everything's fine, cos I'm terrified. 955 00:55:04,642 --> 00:55:08,722 Not because I'm leaving Mum and Dad or even that I'm moving to a new place. 956 00:55:10,966 --> 00:55:13,406 I'm terrified cos I won't have you around. 957 00:55:15,529 --> 00:55:17,049 I know. 958 00:55:26,296 --> 00:55:27,615 Coming in? 959 00:55:27,617 --> 00:55:28,657 In a bit. 960 00:55:50,751 --> 00:55:53,391 Does he have a moustache? 961 00:55:54,593 --> 00:55:56,073 No. 962 00:56:00,677 --> 00:56:04,116 Does she have glasses? 963 00:56:04,119 --> 00:56:06,759 No. 964 00:56:08,362 --> 00:56:11,681 Is he bald? Yes. 965 00:56:11,684 --> 00:56:13,803 Ha, ha, ha! 966 00:56:13,805 --> 00:56:16,405 I've got a hunch I know who he is, Jase! 967 00:56:17,487 --> 00:56:20,446 Mum, I can't stop eating. Are you doing any ham or anything? 968 00:56:20,449 --> 00:56:23,088 Yeah, I'll do something in a minute if anyone wants it. 969 00:56:23,091 --> 00:56:24,770 Back three. 970 00:56:24,772 --> 00:56:27,291 Yes! Nice one, Mum. 971 00:56:27,293 --> 00:56:30,692 D14. Hit. D15. 972 00:56:30,695 --> 00:56:32,294 Hit. 973 00:56:32,296 --> 00:56:35,135 Y11. Hit! Oh, this is ridiculous. 974 00:56:35,138 --> 00:56:38,257 You're hitting my boats on every go. Have you looked at my board? 975 00:56:38,260 --> 00:56:39,939 No. I looked in your eyes. 976 00:56:39,941 --> 00:56:42,380 I can read you like a book, Stace. 977 00:56:42,383 --> 00:56:44,182 E12. Aw, Ness. 978 00:56:44,184 --> 00:56:45,823 Here we go! 979 00:56:45,825 --> 00:56:48,464 Oh. Let's sing something. Let's have a sing-song! 980 00:56:48,466 --> 00:56:52,786 Well, hang on, I'm trying to think of something I know all the way through. 981 00:56:54,070 --> 00:56:55,869 What about this one? 982 00:56:55,871 --> 00:57:00,190 Oh, I love this one! 983 00:57:00,194 --> 00:57:02,753 I know you do. Oh, Gwen. 984 00:57:02,755 --> 00:57:05,554 You take Neil, the baby, I'm going for a smoke. 985 00:57:05,557 --> 00:57:11,436 ♪ Have yourself a merry little Christmas 986 00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:16,519 ♪ Let your heart be light 987 00:57:16,524 --> 00:57:22,444 ♪ From now on our troubles will be out of sight... ♪ 988 00:57:29,932 --> 00:57:31,292 Alright? Yeah. 989 00:57:32,694 --> 00:57:34,173 You? 990 00:57:34,174 --> 00:57:35,534 Yeah. 991 00:57:41,259 --> 00:57:43,818 It's been a good day, hasn't... Don't marry him. 992 00:57:43,820 --> 00:57:45,099 What? 993 00:57:45,101 --> 00:57:47,580 Don't marry him. 994 00:57:47,583 --> 00:57:51,662 I'm not saying marry me, I don't think that's what I'm saying, 995 00:57:51,665 --> 00:57:54,025 I'm just saying don't marry him. 996 00:57:55,708 --> 00:58:00,388 I don't think that you should marry him. 997 00:58:07,315 --> 00:58:08,355 I'm going back in. 998 00:58:19,442 --> 00:58:24,641 ♪ Faithful friends who are dear to us 999 00:58:24,645 --> 00:58:29,685 ♪ Gather near to us once more... ♪ 1000 00:58:31,410 --> 00:58:33,569 I think you're gonna like living in Barry. 1001 00:58:33,571 --> 00:58:34,610 I know. 1002 00:58:34,612 --> 00:58:36,691 You sounded like Nessa then. 1003 00:58:36,693 --> 00:58:40,653 IN WELSH ACCENT: I've been practising the accent, if truth be told. 1004 00:58:44,938 --> 00:58:51,858 ♪ Hang a shining star upon the highest bow 1005 00:58:55,544 --> 00:58:59,503 ♪ And have yourself 1006 00:58:59,507 --> 00:59:06,267 ♪ A merry little Christmas now. ♪ 1007 00:59:10,193 --> 00:59:11,672 CHEERING 1008 00:59:11,674 --> 00:59:12,833 Brilliant. 1009 00:59:12,835 --> 00:59:14,955 Happy Christmas, darling. 1010 00:59:17,518 --> 00:59:21,358 ♪ Tell me tomorrow, I'll wait by the window for you 1011 00:59:27,158 --> 00:59:30,678 ♪ I'll wait by the big house for you 1012 00:59:34,758 --> 00:59:39,078 ♪ I'll wait by the squeezebox for you 1013 00:59:42,878 --> 00:59:45,878 ♪ I'll wait by your dresses for you... ♪ 1014 00:59:46,558 --> 00:59:51,638 Transcript: chocolate Sync: boomer2 1015 00:59:51,688 --> 00:59:56,238 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0